Advice

Ok just some thing I came up with a while back when I was bored. Some real and true facts to help some may not actually be true but its nice to know them just incase

Tip #1
Dont ask your boyfriend if you look fat cause its a lose lose situation for him. He will be yelled at either way.

Example #1:

Jenny: *shes getting ready for a party* Hey Lisa do i look fat in these jeans?

Lisa: A little bit

Jenny: Yeah your right *she gose and changes*

If Lisa said no Jenny wouldnt get mad she would still go and change her outfit

Example #2:

Lisa: Alex do i look fat in these jeans?

Alex: Yeah you do

Jenny: WHAT HOW THE HELL COULD YOU SAY THAT?!?!?

If he said no and she found out later he was lying he would still get yelled at Whats up with that. I kind of pitty Alex no matter what he says he will get yelled at. So girls dont ask your boy friend if you look fat. Plus guys dont want you asking them this. Trust me i have plenty of guy friends.

Tip #2

Why do you yell at guys for leaving the tolit seat up? HUH?!?! What they dont bug us about leaving it down so its basecly the same thing.

So stop bugging them about leaving it up. Cause if you do they will start yelling at us for leaving it down.

But I think both lid and seat should go down but let them do it on their own. Or you do it for them.

Tip # 3

Don't except anything from boys... I am talking about compliments and such...It's much nicer to leave them to it... That way they are doing it on their own and it's lovely when he springs up with a surprise comment...

Tip # 4

if you just dated a guy for the first time, DON'T CALL HIM! he will if he's interested, if he don't...well, he's not interested and you should just forget him

A GIRLS HANDBOOK TO GUYS
What Guys Really Mean When....
Keep this in mind next time he changes his font color

Green - I love you!
Blue - I'm cool
Purple - I'm Sexy
Pink - I'm gay
Red - I'm feeling romantic
Yellow - I'm happy
Orange - I'm a psycho
Aqua - I'm sad
Black - I'm falling in love with you

What He Says...What he means

He Says: "I gotta go, I'll call u later"
He means: "Be lucky if I ever call again!"

He says: "I just wanna be friends"
He means: "Thats the excuse I could think of not 2 go out with you"

He says: "Lets go back to my place"
He means: "Lets get it on!"

He says: "I like those pants!"
He means: "I wonder how fast I can get them off of you!"

He says: "You look a lot better this year!"
He means: "Last year you were a ! dog!"

He says: "Yea, you look cute, I guess"
He means: "You are butt ugly!

He says: "I like your shirt a lot" He means: "I like whats under more!"

Keep this in mind next time when he kisses you

A kiss on the hand-Ur nice, but no.

Lips-Your hot

A kiss on the cheek-I love you

Anywhere else-Um...maybe he loves you a lil too much

More will be coming soon.

Tips for guys in relationships or tips to help in life

Very Real and true tips to help guys out some may not actually be ture but some are very true

Tip #1

Why do you think your girl friends freak out so damn much when they find out you had a striper at your party or that you went to a strip club? Why do you think they gett pissed?

It is because you are looking at another woman nake which falls in the same catorgory as cheating.

And why do you guys wanna cheat on us girls huh? I mean if you dont love us any more please tell us it hurts us more when you cheat. If you dont think it is working out with our relationship then tell us dont cheat on us.

Tip #2

Guys wearing a speedo is very unattractive ok if any thing bolges out then please dont wear it it makes some people uncomfortable and there might be kids around. I'm sure i speak for alot of women when i say it is stupid and gross